Friday, March 27

CamPing...

Hari ini nk g briged siswa....bru dpt g....sblm ni bertnggh jek....puas aq tggu...aq nk gak rase ape yng mcbr psl briged siswa ni....huhuhuh..
tp yng plik ye bng aq skit jek kali ni kalo time aq gi camping....haaaa???mmg le aq plik sbb sblm ni brng aq kalo nk g camping mcm nk pindah trus ke utan 2....pilng2 skit pn beg aq 2 beg...2 pn dah padat+sendat+ketat dh beg aq 2....hihihihihi....kali ni....beg aq dh le 1 jek..ade lak ruang kosng lg 2...ish2...plik2...mane x nye aq +++plik dgn diri aq ni....mmmm....tp skrng pn mane abis kmas lg...hhihihihi..mane taw nnt mlm pdt dh beg aq...huhuhuh....
k r...nk bsh bju lak....
papai....

Wednesday, March 25

Mcm Ada Je Xkene....

Hari ini entah la....
terasa dunia kosong....
terasa dunia terasing....
terasa dunia mengasingkan...

kerana dunia sudah hilang....

tiada untuk manusia....
tidak selamat...
tidak selesa diduduki...

tapi kerana siapa ya?????

kerana kau.....kau manusia

manusia kejam....
manusia pentingkan diri....
manusia jahat....

sebab........
rosakkan dunia ini...
hancurkan dunia...
musnahkan dunia...

hanya kerana
nafsu...
rasa hati...
gelojoh...
tamak...

maka hentikanlah manusia....
hentikan sikap tamak terhadap dunia
hentikan rasa pentingkan diri
hentikan sifat gelojoh mu terhadap dunia
hentikan nafsu sarakahmu terhadap dunia....

sayangilah dunia mu...
sayangilah bumi kelahiran mu...
sayangilah habitat asal mu ini...

..::tutuplah lampu pada 28/3 ini, sokong kempen ini demi kepentingan bersama::..

Saturday, March 21

Sahabat


..::Barakah, Mira, Fatin n Aku::..
My 4EveR BeSt FriEnds




..::kamal::..
my 'twin'

SaHaBaT.........

Mengapa??
kau pergi
tinggal aku sendiri
kau tahu ku tak sanggup sahabat

SaHaBaT.....

Ingatlah
kau selalu
jadi yang terbaik
walau kau tak disini lagi

SaHaBaT......

Aku rindu
pada mu
datang walau sesaat
ku ingin kan kau hadir
aku disini dan menunggu
diam tempat dirimu
kau tahu ku tak bisa
beranjak terbang dan melayang
tanpa diri mu ku tak bisa
dan kembali la...

(chorus 2x)

aku disini dan menunggu
diam tempat dirimu
kau tahu ku tak bisa
beranjak terbang dan melayang
tanpa diri mu ku tak bisa
dan kembali la...

kembali la sahabat ku
kembali la......


By : Aizat

p/s: this song is dedicated to all my friends...especially my best friend....
fatin,mira,barakah n kamal.....
tq a lot my dear......

Thursday, March 19

It Is????mmmm.....


NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

aQ tGhhhhhh.........GeRammmmmmmmmm......glE ni....

aq tgh geram...xabis lgi geram ni...nk jek aq mngungkit byk kali....kalo aq dh ckp awl2 lg nk cite tp xde orng nk dgr...tp die msh dtng lg nk cite bnda lain...mmg aq geram..kalo nk cite psl bnda lain time aq nk dgr le....ni x...awl2 lg aq ckp aq nk cite...die wat dek jek..leh lak die dtng nk cite bnda lain 2...kalo nk cite sgt...ks le aq interframe ke....mnyampuk gak ke....mencapap gak ke...ape ke...ni x...habuk xksi...aq diam mcm tggul batu yng dh bruk ujung jalan 2....mane aq XGERAMNYE????

last2 aq lps kt mmbe aq yg xbrslh 2....sian ke die....abis krdt die.....ape x aq geram nye....tgk le.....aq mgungkt smpai aq puas ati...lantk le die xmo tgo ke ape ke....tgh geramm ni....try le nk pjuk aq ni....mmg aq xjaln kalo aq msh xpuas ati...nk terase pn aq xksh....sbb aq dh ckp awl2 lg...huh....

tp 2 la knyataan mmbe2 aq yng kne trme....sbb aq ni telajak manje...hahhhahahahha....xsdr diri aq ni sbb dgn mmbe2 pn aq nk manje gak...hihihihihihi.....tp mmbe pompuan dh lali dh pn...kesian mmbe laki aq.....mcm nk mrh aq pn ade...tp mane leh mrh2 aq yng baik n tomey ni..hhahhaahahah...(ooooooooppppppppppssssssssss........baik n tomey ke???????)hihihihih.....

k r aq rase mcm kemarahn aq ini mkin n sdh berkurngan....hihihihi...soe le anta 'karangn' yng plik2...aq ni baik marh n xsimpn dlm ati....dr kte simpn n jd dendam....knx45???....hhihihihihihi

p/s: 2 all my friend....i luv u all sbb than dgn perangai bdk kck aq ni...hihihihih...syg sgtx67......hihihihihi....papai...smue...chaow cin chaow lu.....

Thursday, March 12

AkU tiDaK tAhu....

aku tidak tahu mana letaknye hati ini....sampaikan aku terasa sebegitu membebankan....
aku tidak tahu mana kuatnya hati ini.....untuk aku tempuhi dugaan yang aku terima ini....
aq tidak tahu juga apa yang aq rasai dewasa ini......sampaikan jiwa dan hati ku mati sebegini....

hanya kerana perkara itu aku jadi begini....

MERANA....
TERSEKSA....
SENGSARA....
TERTEKAN....
TERASING...
KECEWA...
LEMAH....

hanya kerana itu aku sudah jatuh...
hanya kerana itu aku terkulai...
hanya kerana itu juga....

aku hilang segalanya dalam dunia maya ini....
aku tidak merasa lagi nikmat dunia ini....
aku alpa dengan dosa....
aq hanya terkaku untuk berkata-kata....

hanya kerana itu....
mahu atau tidak....
aku menahan rasa sendirian....

kini....

aku mahu melepasi segalanya....
aku mahu atasi dugaannya...
aku mahu tangani masalahnya....

tapi....

mampukah aku???
kuatkah aku???
tabahkah aku???

itulah persoalannya yang masih berlegar di benak fikiranku...

Tuesday, March 10

hangout 5 orng....


ni kt restoran santai....babe,iqa,zu, aq n nana....mkn xingt dunia....hahahah


from left:babe,iqa,aq n zu......kt tc 2....

waaaaaaahhhhh...best gle kua ahd lps....lps gle tension....mkn mcm xpnh mkn setahun....pdn muka zu...kne abis kn smue mknan kteorng....hahahahah...seronok sgt....hihihihihhihihi....aq mkn chiken chop pn xabis....hahahaha..lain kali order tom yam 2 utk 2 orng sudah....nk mkn byk2..kn dh mmbzr....ape da korng ni....

mula2 ktorng gi tc...ade orng 2 xpnh jmpe buih air....main mcm bdk kck....hahahaha....aq lak mcm xpnh jmpe pantai...teringt kt fatin...die pling suke pntai...aq lak ske sungai...huhuhuhuhu...mse kt pantai iqa,nana, babe n aq posing kt play ground lak...mmg jakun...bdk kck nk main pn xleh...truk le kteorng ni...sian bdk kck 2 nk main.....hahahahah

pstu kteorng mkn kt tnjung lmpur....kt restoran santai...wah...kt sni le kteorng order mcm xmkn dh 10 thun....hahahahah....dieorng mkn tomyam,syur kailan ikan msin, tlur dadar n sotong greng....aq xleh mkn tomyam n sotong.....so mkn le chiken chop....huhuhuhuh...mmg yng prut tong kne abiskn sume...hahahahah....aq jek yng mkn skit...2pn xbis gak....aq prut tuperware jek..kck jek...zu le prut mcm tong...hahahah....

soooooooo......last but not list...mse nk blik pngalaman yng pling best....sbb ade mamat kejo ktorng smpai le kt dpn ump 2.....iqa,babe n nana dh gelabh....marah2 aq..hahahahaha.....aq n zu selamber koya jek....hahahhaah..asl dieorng nk gelbh ha???? wat bluar n bodo sdh...hahahaha....

blik2 aq trus kms2 skit...babe dh tido mati...hahahahah....iqa, nana n zu msih bertahan....aq n babe dh terbungkang awl.....hahahha...mmg kelakr n best gle...dh lme aq xrase mcm 2.....

nnt aq nk wat lg jahat....hahahaha....(yang ringan2 sdh.....)

k r...chow lu..papai...

Friday, March 6

MiNat kU.....


KaYaK.....?????mmmmmm...latihan kayak smpai trbakar kulit aq.....huhuhuhu......sape2 berminat jom...gi kayak.....ujung mggu ni....

majulah sukan utk ump....huhuhuhu...(poyo je ayt aq)...

Sunday, March 1

kayak????


team kayak.....hhuhuhuhu...muke aq dh jd merah + itam + gatal = JAHAT GILE din n de geng....korng mmg xsyng aq....dh le buli aq.....bkn stkt 2 jek.....korng pusing kayak aq 3 kali....aq msk air 3 kali...korng mmg..huh...siap le aq wat ke korng nnt.....hahahahahahah.

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